Musings of a Single Girl on Valentine's Day (It's not as pathetic as it sounds!)
Okay, so I'm a big Disney nerd, in case you didn't know already. However, I cannot say that I recommend their philosophy of love. I present my case: Would someone, please, answer these Questions that confuse me! On Mr. Right, please, shed some light For rather obtuse me... How will I know him without his white steed? Will he know who I am if I’m no girl in need? If he’s not in a cape, how’ll I know if he’s brave? If I’m not in distress, how’ll he know who to save? If he can’t wield a sword is he scratched off my list? If my father says no, should I pout and insist? Will he always give flowers or just blow a kiss? If he wakes me from slumber will our lives end in bliss? If I fall for a guy whose face is a fright, Will he somehow turn handsome one magical night? If my hair’s super long, will that draw him to me? Or should I sing really loud off a high balcony? I thought this’d be easy: ha, what a hoot! I have to kiss frogs and eat poi...